Posted 6 hours ago

I only weighed 8 pounds when i was born.

Look at me now, I really let myself go.

Posted 6 hours ago

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

Posted 6 hours ago

I’m not even gonna lie.
The best part of not having a roommate yet is that I can sleep in a sweater and that’s it. Legit. Sweater and blankets and pillow and it’s wonderful and I’m going to take advantage of this until they stick me with a roommate

Posted 7 hours ago

Good evening :3

Posted 7 hours ago

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

(Source: idreamofjimmy)

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OMG you guys!
I almost hit a jogger while I was taking a selfie and driving today.
So please you guys be careful
Do NOT jog.
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itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

image

Posted 11 hours ago
Eye contact is a dangerous, dangerous thing. But lovely. God, so lovely.
(via fassadenmensch)

(Source: hazelhirao)

Posted 11 hours ago

Anyone wanna ask me things? Or have a conversation with me?
No?
Understandable

Posted 11 hours ago