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You guys never ask anything.
I literally just say a port for 12 hours..
And had nothing to do!

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crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator)

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

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kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

Posted 1 hour ago

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

Posted 1 hour ago
  1. Bae: babe come over
  2. Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
  3. Bae: my parents aren't home
  4. Me: I literally just put them in the oven